Would you rather fuck frodo or aragorn?

From lord of the rings.
I consider them the main characters aside from sauron.

Frodo 2
Both 3
Neither 9
Aragorn 12
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Comments ( 23 )
  • Somenormie

    I would fuck Éowyn, but Éowyn isn't on the list.

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Éowyn is badass

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  • a-curious-bunny

    I mean that's not exactly a hard question. Aaragorn is hot. I wouldn't mind unsheathing his sword

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  • KholatKhult

    *banging fists on table* goblin king Goblin King GoBlIn KiNg GOBLIN KING GOBLIN KING !

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    • RoseIsabella

      ... from Labyrinth!

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      • Curiouskitten444

        That goblin King yes, the LOTR goblin King hard no.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Indeed.

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          • KholatKhult

            Tag team !

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            • a-curious-bunny

              I'll join you bro

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            • RoseIsabella

              Nope.

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  • bigbudchonger

    I want to fuck Smigel

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      why not blow a load in saurons eye?

      one cock ring to rule them all

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  • DADNSCAL

    I’d suck Elijah Wood’s dick in a heartbeat.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    whoever liv tyler was playin

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Arwen

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  • ellnell

    I would go with Sam personally if I had to pick one. He's cute

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  • My cousin liked Legolas because of Orlando Bloom

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Lots of folks like Legolas. Never had the hots for him, just Aragorn and Arwen.

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  • sillygirl77

    I'll stick to my marriage vows and say I won't be fucking any of these rando characters... boring ole me

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  • Dot123

    cringe af.

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    • No u

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  • megadriver

    Neither. Can't I fuck Galadriel (elf chick) instead?

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    • Curiouskitten444

      You can.

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