Would you rather die or get your dick chopped off?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    If I was a guy, I would keep living and ask for foot massages. Apparently nice foot stimulation brings on phantom erections in people who have had penis amputation.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago | pl

      or just get used to taking it up the pooper

      and to OP i dont think i would want to cause i want children on day and it be extremely sad to me if i couldnt have them myself

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago | pl

        I dont think you could have a child yourself even on a normal day :P

        In all seriousness now though, if you didn't get your balls chopped off as well, I think there would still be a chance for you to have babies!

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago | pl

          so you still be willing to bear them? =P

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago | pl

            We will make adorable 1/4 Japanese babies! I'll give you loooooots of foot massages. Goodness. Too far? That's IIN PDA right there haha.

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