Would you rather die or get your dick chopped off?

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Kill me 162
Take it. I can live without.. 91
I don't have a dick 57
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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I could live without it, I don't get much pleasure out of sex anyway.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    My gf would have to learn to enjoy oral ... Or I could buy a strap on.

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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    DIE. next question.

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  • SubstationSubCurb111713
    9 years ago

    Is it during surgery with anaesthesia and proper suturing or is some angry woman just going to jump out from behind a big bush with a rusty scythe?

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    If I was a guy, I would keep living and ask for foot massages. Apparently nice foot stimulation brings on phantom erections in people who have had penis amputation.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      or just get used to taking it up the pooper

      and to OP i dont think i would want to cause i want children on day and it be extremely sad to me if i couldnt have them myself

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I dont think you could have a child yourself even on a normal day :P

        In all seriousness now though, if you didn't get your balls chopped off as well, I think there would still be a chance for you to have babies!

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          so you still be willing to bear them? =P

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago

            We will make adorable 1/4 Japanese babies! I'll give you loooooots of foot massages. Goodness. Too far? That's IIN PDA right there haha.

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    I could live without it but I would rather die with my dick still attached, honestly.

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  • dinz
    9 years ago

    My sole purpose is to use my penis for reproduction.

    What else is there for me? :(

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  • jc25
    9 years ago

    OMG die. Are the people who said live really women? I wouldn't even want to stick around for a few seconds or until I got horny just to live longer or see what it's like. Also I've been circumcised and they can't give you enough painkillers to not make the start of peeing hurt so bad that you wait till you have a ton of piss to go. And I woke up once with my wet, juicy head glued to my underwear by dried blood plasma (and maybe some of the red part too, to make it pink or reddish, I don't remember) and it was so painful to peel off. Getting your dick cut off would still hurt.

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    Death please

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  • me1993
    9 years ago

    id rather die! id rather die in the most horrible way than part with part of me "basic equipment"!

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  • PapzBSlim
    9 years ago

    If I had children at the time, I would keep living. If I don't have any, then I'm dead.

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  • randypete
    9 years ago

    have a sex change

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  • la_uva_mojada
    9 years ago

    a man w/o a penis can still get pleasure thru his bung hole.

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  • 69
    9 years ago

    my penis, my penis, my penis... ever heard that song?

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