Lions will probably strangle you before eating, so you should at least be unconscious. Crocidalians have large mouths and a huge bite force, so it would be quick, whereas, sharks don't like the taste of humans, so they'll only eat more than a bite if they're starving. Those are the only animals that I really know how they'd eat a human.
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Lions will probably strangle you before eating, so you should at least be unconscious. Crocidalians have large mouths and a huge bite force, so it would be quick, whereas, sharks don't like the taste of humans, so they'll only eat more than a bite if they're starving. Those are the only animals that I really know how they'd eat a human.