Would you rather be eaten by a...

I'll stick to human, which I'm already used to. ;)

a bug - one ant, by the time it get thru the tip of a finger its lifespan is over

my mom will ge eaten out by anyone :3

Human. He or she would likely have the good sense to kill and cook my first, so I wouldn't know that I'm being eaten.

Hmm, what will this human be like? If I'm gonna be eaten, I want to be eaten in style...will this human eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Cat or lion.

Lion!!!

Lions will probably strangle you before eating, so you should at least be unconscious. Crocidalians have large mouths and a huge bite force, so it would be quick, whereas, sharks don't like the taste of humans, so they'll only eat more than a bite if they're starving. Those are the only animals that I really know how they'd eat a human.

i rather be eaten by a spoon

yes like pinocchio :3
wasn't it a fish for jonah??

whale swalos me hole so it will be instant

Perhaps, by a black hole. I'd probably be dead before I even reached the event horizon. My matter would be stretched and pulled apart and if by some miracle that I did survive it, I could go through the wormhole and hopefully get out from a white hole. However, another question comes up, would my matter be able to reconfigure itself after such an intense pull?

I would rather be eaten by a pig. This would imply that I am dead as pigs typically don't feast on live animals and it would save my family the cost of disposal.

A flock of chickens.

dont laugh because its funny laugh because you like to laugh

Depends if I would be dying from the eating.

If I'm dead already, then I don't care what eats me. Any or all of them. But they better fucking enjoy me or I'll haunt them at every subsequent meal they eat.

If I'm not dead already, a shark would get rid of me pretty quickly (as long as it ate all of me instead of just my legs), quicker death. So shark it is.

Aardvark :D