Once I was walking home from the supermarket all fine and dandy,when iwas 300yards from my flat. I suddenly had to go poo out of nowhere and it was coming out of my arse as I walked it was bad enough that I was wearing skin tight leggings to accentuate the mound of poo coming out of my arse and slowly filling out the leggings as I hobbled/shuffled along picking up pace and looking like hunchback of notre dame clutching my shopping up to my chest. so finally I made it indoors and thats when it exploded filling up my leggings outwards till it looked nicki minajs arse it looked like id had arse implants. happy days......not. so for me it has to be constipation cos theres no way im shitting myself in the street again.
Would you rather be Constipated or have Diarrhea?
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Once I was walking home from the supermarket all fine and dandy,when iwas 300yards from my flat. I suddenly had to go poo out of nowhere and it was coming out of my arse as I walked it was bad enough that I was wearing skin tight leggings to accentuate the mound of poo coming out of my arse and slowly filling out the leggings as I hobbled/shuffled along picking up pace and looking like hunchback of notre dame clutching my shopping up to my chest. so finally I made it indoors and thats when it exploded filling up my leggings outwards till it looked nicki minajs arse it looked like id had arse implants. happy days......not. so for me it has to be constipation cos theres no way im shitting myself in the street again.