I've had that...
Feeling all bloated and constipated then when you finally release that big old shit plug you find it was pressurized by diarrhea. Ooow I hate when that happens.
I used to have constipation so bad that I would only know this fact if I felt an intense pain in my right side. Once, I mistook this sign and lead everyone into believing that I had appendicitis. I even had to go to the doctor to get a blood test from this cute guy… Anyway, I so embarrassed about the results that I refused to tell anyone about them… Usually when I would discover this, I would get into this day or two long ritual, where in which I would try to consume (unhealthy) things to make me go. For a while, the only thing that was easy to obtained and did the job was Reese's shit. Fudge and Amish fudge did unearthly wonders too, but they were so hard to find…
Would you rather be Constipated or have Diarrhea?
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Both please
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I've had that...
Feeling all bloated and constipated then when you finally release that big old shit plug you find it was pressurized by diarrhea. Ooow I hate when that happens.
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I'm anything but constipated. I spend 12 hrs a day on the can with my mudslides
I used to have constipation so bad that I would only know this fact if I felt an intense pain in my right side. Once, I mistook this sign and lead everyone into believing that I had appendicitis. I even had to go to the doctor to get a blood test from this cute guy… Anyway, I so embarrassed about the results that I refused to tell anyone about them… Usually when I would discover this, I would get into this day or two long ritual, where in which I would try to consume (unhealthy) things to make me go. For a while, the only thing that was easy to obtained and did the job was Reese's shit. Fudge and Amish fudge did unearthly wonders too, but they were so hard to find…
Baby you need help
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Tell me about it...sometimes I think I need a birthing coach.
Someone light a match.
Irritable Bowel syndrome?
Do you want to super-size that order?