Would you rather

Hehehe. Which would you rather do?

Slap a bald baby boy 31
Slap a bald baby girl 11
Put on a dog costume and walk around the whole day on your knees&hands 59
Shave off all your hair 43
Give 100$ to a hobo 120
Jump out of an airplane w/o a parachute, but a HUGE pillow underneath. 48
Stand on an ant pile for 2 minutes 13
Have a needle stabbed through your pinky toe 6
All of the above 16
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Comments ( 42 )
  • Giving one hundred dollars to a hobo doesn't seem that bad. :/

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    • iEatZombies_

      That's what I thought, too.
      Gosh, what a world.

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      • I didn't vote, but I thought that one option of helping out a hobo didn't fit in with the others because to me it's not really a negative. Same with the dog costume one, but I have a bad knee so I wouldn't want to do that either.

        The one with the worst outcome is the jumping out of a plane minus a parachute because it's actually life-threatening.

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  • Justsomejerk

    The aeroplane -> giant pillow one sounds awesome, I'd pay a hobo $100 to do that.

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    • charli.m

      This should have more thumbs up...

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  • disthing

    The dog one.

    I'm too tight with money to give $100 to a hobo - unless he/she was an exceptional hobo.

    I like my hair too much to shave it all off, and it takes a long time for it to grow back.

    I couldn't slap a baby... if it was a horrible 10 year old child on the other hand...

    I like ants too much to destroy their little home.

    A needle through my toe would hurt like a bitch.

    I'm not stupid enough to jump out of a plane without a parachute, giant pillow or no giant pillow.

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    • To your mind, what makes an exceptional hobo?

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      • disthing

        One who gives me the genuine impression that $100 would significantly improve their situation in the long term.

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        • I am not sure that $100 is going to do that for anyone with the prices of things today.

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          • disthing

            True that.

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  • suckonthis9

    Jump out of an airplane without a parachute and a huge pillow underneath. Of course, it would be a small plane, at rest and on the ground!

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  • ccjigsaw

    I don't know what ant piles are like where you live, but if I stood on one here, they'd just be in darkness for 2 minutes, no harm done. They might plot to kill me off later though, I'm kindof an ass and kick sand in their holes...

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    Why would anyone want to give $100 to a hobo? No homeless asshole's getting My money! They need to stop being lazy and go find a job, then maybe I'll treat them to dinner.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I guess give $100 to a hobo.
    Being in a dog suit doesn't sound that bad, but my back sucks and I'd only do it at home.
    The Ant hill may seem minuscule, but I'd hate to think about how much hard work I destroyed and all the ants I possibly killed.
    Shaving my hair off wouldn't be that bad, it would make it allot easier to wear hats, but what if It made me look horrible? Then again, it doesn't take that long for hair to grow back.
    Slapping a kid isn't worth it.
    There's no I'd jump out of a airplane. I'm terrified of heights and would probably die on the spot. If anyone did jump, at such a height the pillow wouldn't do much. It would be a suicidal mission.
    No, needles! I hate needles and what if it isn't sanitized and I get a deadly infection from it!

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  • flutterhigh

    I'm the only one that picked all of the above.

    You guys are pussies.

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  • iEatZombies_

    I would like to take back my answer and pick "All of the above". With the additional option of "In direct sequence".

    I would put the dog costume on and walk on all fours in the plane, then jump out of the plane with a hobo and the two babies, give the $100 to the hobo, slap both babies, and shave my head, then bounce off of the pillow landing safely in an ant pile with a needle sticking out of it -which my pinky toe would land on, stay there for two minutes, and finish it all with a big "TA DAA!", and of course a curtsy.

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  • sassafrassi

    Put on a dog costume and walk around the whole day on your knees&hands? No way! I'm a bitch, I'd get dog raped. I wouldn't want to risk running into some of the people on here in a dog suit either.

    I would never give a hobo $100 unless they were holding a clever sign like "Why lie! I need a cold beer" or "Will take verbal abuse."

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  • ValleyofVung

    Putting on a dog costume sounds like fun. Kinky even. ;)

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    • BlackDays

      Oh no! Not another furry!

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      • ValleyofVung

        Uh huh! What are you going to do about it?!

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        • BlackDays

          Ummmmm, shave you?

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          • ValleyofVung

            Fair enough.

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  • DannyKanes

    Oh I'd definitely jump out of a plane and land on a gigantic pillow :D As long I was assured 100% survival :)

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  • anti-hero

    I would shave my head, I do that anyway. Out of the things I don't normally do I guess give the hobo $100.

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  • dappled

    I'd like to jump out of an aeroplane with no parachute, no balloon, but a wing-suit. I'm sick of having my stomach turn through a fear of heights so I'm going to try and beat it.

    Rather than just beat it, it would be nice to say I jumped out of a plane without a parachute, flew like a bird, landed, and lived.

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    • Gena45

      That's if you lived...

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      • dappled

        Course I'll live! Our little club wouldn't be much of a club if it was just you sitting in a treehouse with my corpse in a wing-suit. :P

        Nice to see you still around, by the way. :)

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        • Gena45

          Yeah I would much rather have you alive in a wing-suit haha :P

          And it's nice to see you're back!

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  • capcrunch6

    I would rather buy $100 in food for a hobo, because If you give them the $100 they might use it for drugs or other things they shouldn't have.

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  • SparksTheGoldenFoxie

    I'd shave off all my hair lol XD

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  • Myisitnormal

    What baby isn't bald?

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    And what is wrong dressing up as a dog? I do that frequently anyway. And what is wrong with giving to the homeless? Jeez aren't you supposed to make these kind of questions a hard decision to make?

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I'm doing the airplane pillow thing now matter what.

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  • nAt2017

    What's wrong with giving money to the hobo? He needs it more than I do.

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  • thinkingaboutit

    I always wanted to give a hobo a Benjamin :( but i can't afford it :(

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  • Boo!

    I wanna slap a bald baby boy! I will make it a smooth hit. hehe

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  • Ldizzy1234

    I chose the option; give $100 to a hobo. I've always kinda wanted to do that.

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  • anonimity

    I'm going to jump out of an airplane tis summer anyway. but I'll rather take a parachute instead of a massive pillow. With a velocity of 200km/h the inside fabric of the massive pillow will cut you when you fall in.

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  • dickwashington

    what kinda ants we talking about because if there just regular ants then yeah thats easy but if its fire ants or some other crazy ass ant then fuck that you know what im sayin

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  • BlackDays

    I'd jump and land on a pillow. (Because i got no parrish. Shoot!) Ha. I don't slap babies, no fucking way would I shave my hair, I need the money just as much as the hobo, ants in the pants would tickle too much and well maybe I could do a needle through my toe.

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    • anti-hero

      No Parrish? Shoot, that is harmful to one's well being.

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      • BlackDays

        Its me again! Haha ya I submitted a poll that got rejected but Parrish. Shoot! Was part of it. I see some words and my brain just automatically interprets them differently. I'm a nut.

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