Would you rather? [intense moral dilemma]

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You met a genie who offered to grant you a wish. Being the smarta** you are, you wished for more wishes. The genie got annoyed and forced to to choose between two methods of torture.

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killingjane

9 years ago | pl

My dad is a pile of ashes. Good luck fucking an urn, mom.

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- handsignals
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  I'll sub in for your Dad, were true Bro's now.
  
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TheOneWhoComesFromEnordro

9 years ago | pl

Well, considering that my parents are divorced, I think I'd rather listen to an entire album of Justin Beiber. Aren't I a brave soul? Pray for me, everyone.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago | pl

My parents are divorced and haven't had sex in years so I don't have to do either. Try harder dumbass genie.

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Pika-girl

9 years ago | pl

No dad here.

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Johnnytherat

9 years ago | pl

lmaooooooooooo

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handsignals

9 years ago | pl

Shotgun anus!

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- seakelp
  
  9 years ago | pl
  
  I disagree.
  
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Would you rather? [intense moral dilemma]