Would you rather ..

Would you rather poop a softball (the kind used in sports) or pee a standard size marble?

If you say neither, you get burned alive.

This may sound silly but I need to reach a clear consensus for a class project I'm woking on, so your help is appreciated.

Burned alive 3
Poop a softball 29
Pee a marble 8
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Comments ( 28 )
  • RoseIsabella

    I would rather shoot the person who wants to burn me alive in the face, and then take myself out for an ice cream sundae.

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    • Mrown

      lol

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    • chuy

      Me too

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    • HOT DAMN ANOTHER GOLD COMMENT FROM M'DAM DOVER lmao

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  • CozmoWank

    I wanna pee out a softball and shit flames.

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  • charli.m

    The fuck sort of school would have this as a class project?

    What a stupid lie.

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    • would you like me to explain or live in ignorance?

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      • charli.m

        Why do I feel like both lead to the same destination?

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        • Because you are ignorant..

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          • charli.m

            ...uh huh.

            Just because someone calls your bs, doesn't make them ignorant, champ.

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            • Ingnorence= lack of knowledge or information , you came to a conclusion/judgement on something with absolute lack of knowledge or information regarding it.

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            • TerriAngel

              Charlene, Im a little disappointed you got sucked into this.
              Its an ignorant question, posted by a poor speller.
              If there were such a class Id be reconcidering my major.

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  • All three at once.

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    • Hardinawetdiaper

      Lol

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  • karmasAbich

    I poop softballs all the time. Easy answer to an easy question.

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  • SwickDinging

    I chose poop a soft ball. I did so because it's softer than a marble and also a softball is smaller compared to your asshole than a marble is to your pee hole. Also your asshole is relatively stretchy and resilient (I've had a big dick up there on many occasions and it's done me no harm, you just need to relax and lube it up). Your peehole isn't really stretchy, as far as I know.

    Of course I think in reality you would be unable to pass either.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I eat ridiculously large amounts of food sometimes. Because of this I've shat things out that were so huge it clogged toilets. I'll take the dang softball sized turd. It'll probably be similar to the stuff I shit out after multiple buffet trips anyway. Lol

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  • LloydAsher

    Seeing how I know friends that have passed kidney stones vs people I’ve known who just needed tongs and a lot of lube, I perfer the softball, assuming the mass is stored in the intestine where surgeons can remove it because it’s physically impossible to have something that large in circumstance to pass the entire way through.

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  • TheMightyOz

    I don't want to piss no marble. I want to get it up.

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    • Aren't you the guy who kept damaging his penis with a catheter?

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      • TheMightyOz

        No. My penis was damaged in surgery and I wear a catheter as a result.

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