when you go to mcdonalds i hope the underpaid workers kidnap u and take u to the mcdonald factory where ronald mcdonald is and toss you in a vault of big mac sauce and drown u
i hope the next time you go shopping at a mall nikocado avocado is there and causes a huge earthquake with his sheer mass and while you're down he accidentally runs you over with his wheelchair 😠😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬🥶
Chainsaws and axes and knives that will stab you,
Hammers and daggers to bash you and break you,
Fresh human bodies all tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favourite things….
Blood stains on carpets and little kids screaming,
sneak in your house kill you while you are dreaming,
sharks biting you in the sea while you swim,
these are a few of my favourite things…
pouring a fresh boiled kettle on your tongue,
Using a harpoon to pierce both of your lungs,
using a knife to slice off all your skin,
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad…
Shooting my enemies with a machine gun,
melting from lava being sent to the sun,
Gouge out your eyes and throw them in the bin,
these are a few of my favourite things,
Meat grinders, chainsaws and rusty old axes,
slice you and dice you and burn you to ashes,
pulling out your teeth with a drill that spins,
these are a few of my favourite things,
World domination, and mass devastation,
Send you to hell for eternal damnation,
boil you in acid cut off all your limbs,
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad…
Would you purchase dirty, well- used socks worn by little girls?
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when you go to mcdonalds i hope the underpaid workers kidnap u and take u to the mcdonald factory where ronald mcdonald is and toss you in a vault of big mac sauce and drown u
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I hope you drink a potion that turns you tiny like the size of a bug and then your chickens will eat you
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i hope the next time you go shopping at a mall nikocado avocado is there and causes a huge earthquake with his sheer mass and while you're down he accidentally runs you over with his wheelchair 😠😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬🥶
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Chainsaws and axes and knives that will stab you,
Hammers and daggers to bash you and break you,
Fresh human bodies all tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favourite things….
Blood stains on carpets and little kids screaming,
sneak in your house kill you while you are dreaming,
sharks biting you in the sea while you swim,
these are a few of my favourite things…
pouring a fresh boiled kettle on your tongue,
Using a harpoon to pierce both of your lungs,
using a knife to slice off all your skin,
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad…
Shooting my enemies with a machine gun,
melting from lava being sent to the sun,
Gouge out your eyes and throw them in the bin,
these are a few of my favourite things,
Meat grinders, chainsaws and rusty old axes,
slice you and dice you and burn you to ashes,
pulling out your teeth with a drill that spins,
these are a few of my favourite things,
World domination, and mass devastation,
Send you to hell for eternal damnation,
boil you in acid cut off all your limbs,
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad…
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damn ngl that was pretty good