Would you notice if a pair of your undies go missing?

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  • dappled
    10 years ago | pl

    I don't own any at the moment so the thief would have to buy me some, leave them in my place then come back and get them. I'd probably be more surprised at their arrival than their departure.

    Although, and I swear this is true, I did once find female underwear in my place and I had no idea whose it was. The strangest thing is that as well as one pair of knickers, there were two bras and they were *different* sizes. I don't remember dating any four-breasted women or conjoined twins.

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      10 years ago | pl

      Dappled's freeballin' it. Y'all better keep ya kids close.

      I'd like to remind you, though, that just because you don't remember it...

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      • dappled
        10 years ago | pl

        You're a bad Neuro! You've honestly had me racking my brain trying to remember what I've been up to. The sad thing is that after a racking (almost a wracking), I'm left convinced that I have been nothing but a cherub and that the underwear fairies have visited me in the night.

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    • KingOfNowhere
      10 years ago | pl

      Did you sniff them?

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      • dappled
        10 years ago | pl

        I'm not sure how that would have solved anything. Plus, they could have belonged to a family member.

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    • NayasBeauty
      10 years ago | pl

      lol could have come from a laundry room did you share one in a dorm or with roommates?

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      • dappled
        10 years ago | pl

        I've lived with women (although not where I currently live) so I'm working on the assumption that I packed them with noticing when I moved. It was a bit of a frenzied move and I just chucked stuff in boxes.

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