Would you live with me?

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I need somewhere to live but nobody meets my standards. I will list my standards of living

-I always pay my rent on time and expect you to do the same.
-I don't make excessive messes in the kitchen or bathroom and always clean up within a day. I expect the same from you.
-I do not care about noise and can sleep through almost anything.
-I will make noise all the time and like to sing and play music at night.
- I do not steal and expect you not to steal.
- Do not touch my possessions.
- I can have over anyone I want when I want.
- You can have over who you want when you want.
- Guests must obey these basic rules.
- I basically do not give a fuck what you do if it doesn't effect me.
- I will do the same and you have no right to tell me what to do otherwise.

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Comments ( 15 )
  • Murun
    6 years ago | pl

    I couldn't live with anyone who confuses effect with affect.

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      Amen to that!

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  • DrSlyGuy
    6 years ago | pl

    You sound like a asshole

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  • Kevinevan
    6 years ago

    Nope. I like it quiet.

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  • rayb12
    6 years ago | pl

    Umm the rules themselves sound fine. Your attitude is very offputting though.

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    • rayb12
      6 years ago

      But yeah I'd still live with you

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    i have a goddamn life that includes a job , i need my sleep or people die . i know you can't respect that so too bad.

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  • Boojum
    6 years ago

    Apart from the noise points, fairly reasonable.

    I wouldn't want to live with someone who felt free to caterwaul, pound on his drum set, and play his music at wall-shaking loudness through the night.

    Also, one person's definition of "not excessive mess" in the kitchen or bathroom can be another person's idea of a disaster zone.

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  • SniperMoose
    6 years ago

    I'd be happy to.

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  • bob7
    6 years ago

    The rules are very logical but you shouldnt enlist them as rules because you will look bossy

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  • Ellenna
    6 years ago

    No because of the noise aspect

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  • alskdjdfhg
    6 years ago

    Other than the noise thing, the rules themselves seem alright. But as others said, your attitude comes off as a bit bossy and cold.

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  • Hansberger
    6 years ago

    I wouldn't live with someone who expects good out of me because of the burden of responsibility, the rules are too rigid.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    It sounds ok.

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  • wigz
    6 years ago

    If you NEED someone to live with, you're not in a position to make demands.

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