Would you live with me?
I need somewhere to live but nobody meets my standards. I will list my standards of living
-I always pay my rent on time and expect you to do the same.
-I don't make excessive messes in the kitchen or bathroom and always clean up within a day. I expect the same from you.
-I do not care about noise and can sleep through almost anything.
-I will make noise all the time and like to sing and play music at night.
- I do not steal and expect you not to steal.
- Do not touch my possessions.
- I can have over anyone I want when I want.
- You can have over who you want when you want.
- Guests must obey these basic rules.
- I basically do not give a fuck what you do if it doesn't effect me.
- I will do the same and you have no right to tell me what to do otherwise.