Would you kick a random child in the face for 1 million $?

Ill kick him/her for free. I hate kids.

I hate kids I would

Unless this company can assure legal and financial security, plus the additional medical care for the child with added compensation, then it's simply not worth it (not that it was worth it to begin with); because no doubt a kick like that will disfigure a child's face and cause oral damage that will require surgery.

Money is money, just get a fucking job and live within your means; having a million dollars will neither change a person's bad spending habits nor make them truly happy.

First, I'd pack a large sum of cash into an envelope or pouch (handled with gloves) that said "For kid I kicked" to take with me as compensation for damages. I would don a mask, gloves and long sleeved, baggy clothes that concealed both my race and gender.

Then, I'd run up, kick the kid, drop the envelope, and run away as fast as possible.

Though, at the end of the day, I probably wouldn't end up doing it. I'd be too worried about causing permanent disfigurement to the kid's face.

Of course I would!!! I would give em $5,000 compensation once I got my million.

Just tell me he likes Fortnite. I'll do the world a favor and kick him for free.

fuckin' duh, chun li style.

I do not hurt kids anymore if I were an adult I would do without caring about money

Ok.
no time to review all the comments.
As long as legal is covered, Im gold
Lifes unfair.
Kid may as well learn it early.
No, I wouldnt give him a cut of the money.
How to choose...
Thats too easy, spoiled ass punk white boys.
And I dont mean just white.
I mean spoiled.
like, a little trump.
Whatever damage I do will be taken care of with the best doctors, etc.
Hell get councelling and grow up to still be a shit.
But Ill always have the memory of busting his nose like an over ripe tomato.
win win.

I’ve been offered it before but I threw my back out last time I tried kicking someone so I had to turn it down

Hell yeah I would, specially if it had a mask of people I hate or piss me off.

Are you fucking mental.

this is so easy

I wouldn't do it. Even for more money. I'm a Christian. Jesus said to love each other. God's love is more important than all the money you can imagine.

You could say to the kid, 'Someone offered me a million dollars if I kicked a kid in the face. If you'll accept a kick in the face, I'll give you a million dollars.'

I’d just simply ask a kid if he/she would get kicked in the face for 1000-500 dollars if they agree absolute win

Can you wear soccer cleats or steel toed boots in this scenario?

I'd do it and give the kid 25000 bucks as compensation and remember their name.

Maybe in the future, after I've invested that money into business, I could give the kid a job.

Hell yeah I would. As long as long there were no repercussions on me and the kid was ok afterward.

I'd kick the kiddo of a former bully just to remind them (the bully) of themselves, but I would pay for their (the child) treatment. Not because I like them (bully) but because the child most likely doesn't know about their parent's childhood.

No way would I do this.

im flyin delta today so i might just do this for free

Nah. I don't like kids, but the thought of them getting hurt doesn't sit well with me. There's no doubt that kid will be injured from it and since they're young, they could be emotionally injured for life. I want no part of that. XD

The older kids get, the more money and time is invested in them. So, if a child gets killed early on, say from a brutal, vicious kick to the head, the impact is quite small. There are many more children being bred every day. So, while the question asks about a child <13 yo, I'd be more inclined to kick a 1 or 2 year old - doing their parents a financial favour, as well as me!!

Help him pay for college when he grows up and he will understand. Seems like an obvious choice to me. Any injury resulting would be gone in a week, but a million bucks used well and your set for life almost. I would probably do it for like 1000$

Hell no!