Would you have sex with a dead body?

Imagine a dead body was just lying on your bed. It's a very hot girl/guy (w/ a hard-on). No injuries or diseases. Been dead for 5 seconds when you find it.

i'm a woman, yes 22
i'm a man, yes 174
i'm a woman, no 35
i'm a man, no 42
i'm a woman, id fool around with it 6
i'm a man, i'd fool around with it 46
i'm a man, i'd make it give me a bj 17
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Comments ( 15 )
  • pandabear1209

    If I saw a dead body in my bed (no matter how hot they were), id be freaking the fuck out, sex would be faaaaaaar from my mind. Call me crazy ;)

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  • Shackleford96

    I guess it depends on if I'm the one who killed them.

    No, Seriously though, I would probably have a very typical freakout type of reaction.

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  • Darkoil

    If you have sex with dead people you will end up like this sick bastard, i remember reading about him in bizarre magazine -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

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  • seabird_71

    No. Even if dead bodies didn't freak me out, I still wouldn't. I like em responsive.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    have you ever tasted love like this?
    cool and smooth
    have you ever been accepted unconditionaly?
    have you ever loved someone who didn't hurt you, didn't harm you?

    There's no pain and there's no pressure
    no humiliation
    there's no fear and there's no shame
    there's no pulse now is it so strange?

    gotta love voltaire ;-)

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  • davesumba

    I've always wanted to have sex with a dead body. There's just something about having sex with a cold, motionless, willing human, however and as long as you want.

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  • fatandthefurious

    I love to cum on people!!!!

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  • 20_Salutations

    ...And then the police arrive.

    "What's the situ- Hold up, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! HANDS UP!"

    So yeah, I picked no as a woman.

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  • ToxicCrayons

    Why not?

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    • fatandthefurious

      I would love to have sex with a dead body!!!!! They couldn't tell you no, I would blast the biggest load of cum in a dead pussy!!!!!!!

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      • Fall_leaves

        Imagine how great that would smell! And guess what if she's dead her vag won't naturally lubricate itself so it would be like sticking your penis into something that has the texture of beef jerky, I hope enjoy rug burn.

        Since you're into that why don't you fuck your mom when she dies, knock incest and necrophilia out with one big bang aye!

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  • chewy

    What is the point of having sex with dead bodies? you get nothing in return

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  • bleach_baby

    What the fuck is wrong with people!

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  • mindvomit

    nahhh, i just eat them

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  • SEWnanist23

    We'll all be dead bodies one day anyone human.

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