You're on an island after a wreck, there's one other guy, just wearing boxer shorts and you're in the nude, let's say you were sleeping when the waves hit, the coral has left a deep deep gash in your arm that won't stop and you need a tourniquet
I'd rip the palm fronds down to twine, bind my wound with the leaves and twine, and keep the hell as far from the other guy's boxers as the island would allow.
Without the palm tress we'd die anyway, so you gotta give me that.
Would you give, or have you given, your panties in public?
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Who the fuck would want my panties?
Why in the world would I want anybody elses?
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I have a scenario,
You're on an island after a wreck, there's one other guy, just wearing boxer shorts and you're in the nude, let's say you were sleeping when the waves hit, the coral has left a deep deep gash in your arm that won't stop and you need a tourniquet
I had to reach like fuck to get that though
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I'd rip the palm fronds down to twine, bind my wound with the leaves and twine, and keep the hell as far from the other guy's boxers as the island would allow.
Without the palm tress we'd die anyway, so you gotta give me that.
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Actually that's a much better idea, and more hygienic
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Yeah. That guy's boxer shorts sure aren't going to be too hygienic, are they? He shudders at the thought.
Amen!
Being "priority mail" and all, I don't believe this post was directed at you.
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That's what the Postmaster General keeps telling me, but I don't listen to him either.