Would you cut off your genitals for twenty million?

In this stipulation you can't get surgery to reconstruct it. You're stuck with mutilated genitals. Would it be worth it to you?

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Comments ( 35 )
  • malaparte

    I'm not using them for anything, so why not?

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  • Clunk42

    "Mutilated" how? As in, "manual urination" mutilated, "exterior bag with tube" mutilated, or just "no more children" mutilated?

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    • LloydAsher

      I qualify for that later portion.

      Functional enough physically to deposit waste and semen. Yes.

      Can I actually produce sperm... no.

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  • Tinybird

    Not even for a billion I wouldn't. But I would cut off my bullie's genitals for free

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  • rockyrocks

    how would that work with a vagina? y'all gone stick an electric eggbeater in there???? regardless i ain't gone use it soooo

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Exactly OP seems to assume everyone has a schlong for some reason.

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    • Ligeia

      Female genital mutilation exists and happens to millions of women worldwide. You can remove the clitoris and other parts of the vagina. Why do you see vaginas as formless holes, that's disgusting and dehumanizing. You HAVE a vagina, do better

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      • rockyrocks

        i don't want a vagina haha

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        • Ligeia

          ???? So??
          That doesn't excuse ignorance.
          "Lol how can you mutilate a vagina, stick an eggbeater in there"
          It's clearly insulting, given the prevalence of female genital mutilation, right?
          You'd sound like a scrote if not for your writing style..

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          • rockyrocks

            omg are you a FDS user omgomgomg i'm honored to meet you :DD

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  • LloydAsher

    Is being already practically castrated count? If so do I get free money now?

    It's my money, and I want it NOW!

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Is that from the JG Wentworth commercials? Those commercials were so dumb but I used to like them a lot. XD

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      • LloydAsher

        They were too catchy...

        Idk about if "were" is even correct, havent seen real TV in years. They may still be running that commercial

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          I haven't watched TV in years either, so I've got no clue if they're still running it.
          XD

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    • Grunewald

      🫂

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Yes.

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Sure why not I'm a bottom anyways

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  • Curiouskitten444

    No I wouldn't take the money

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    I don't know *how* I would do that. It would more be a gouging out of my vulva.

    But no. I would however have a hysterectomy. I want one anyway.

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  • randypete

    I would get a pussy

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  • Grunewald

    I would have my clitoris removed for free, as long as someone paid for the surgery.

    I would keep it preserved in a jar by my bedside in memory of what never was and never could have been, and I would have a more peaceful life.

    Somebody please pray that I find my person soon 🙏🙏🙏.

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  • Wryladradofft

    Might as well. I'm already circumcized anyway

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    • ospry

      Damn, your doctor really botched that circumcision

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      • SkullsNRoses

        David Reimer is that you?

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  • ImDown4Anal

    No. But for an additional 20 mill, I'd set them on fucking fire while a Taino woman twerks the fire out with her massive behind.

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  • Meowypowers

    Money$? No amount.

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  • Anonnet

    Absolutely not. I'm using them a lot, thank you very much, I don't care if I'm single. My genitals are worth at least a billion.

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    • LloydAsher

      Either an incorrect usage of a vacuum cleaner or whatever they do to transgender women who want to turn an inny into an outie

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      • Anonnet

        Yeah, no thanks.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Theres not really anything more money can get me but drugs and pussy. There's nothing material thats that importsnt to me so no.

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  • Tinybird

    Nope

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