Give my kid white irisses and high eyebrows so he always looks like a surprised cartoon character.
Probably surprised at how dumb he looks.
Either that or some sort of identification number on the scalp so my child isn't one of the 12 given to the wrong parents, and so when he grows up he can pretend he's been to prison.
The number would be 1337.
Or maybe just a friendly reminder, like "Change my undergarments regularly" or "You've punished me enough"
Would you choose your baby's appearance?
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Give my kid white irisses and high eyebrows so he always looks like a surprised cartoon character.
Probably surprised at how dumb he looks.
Either that or some sort of identification number on the scalp so my child isn't one of the 12 given to the wrong parents, and so when he grows up he can pretend he's been to prison.
The number would be 1337.
Or maybe just a friendly reminder, like "Change my undergarments regularly" or "You've punished me enough"