Woke up with small plastic thing in pee hole

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So one tine when I was little like 6 or 7 I woke up with a small white plastic plug thing in my pee hole. I really have no other way to describe it. Have you guys ever had this happen to you?

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago | pl

    Let’s just leave it up as possible molestation and move on with your life.

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  • IrishPotato
    4 years ago | pl

    Probably molestation. You were most likely drugged.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago | pl

    I though "dafug" was that young black dude who walks around in a hoodie.

    Anyways what probably happened is you were likely a butt-born baby. Your parents probably didn't tell you that but the plastic thing was the remains of some kind of medical procedure that butt-born babies need a few years later.

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  • EnglishLad
    4 years ago | pl

    First of all, at 6 or 7, NOBODY should be putting ANYTHING anywhere near your genitals.

    Second of all, are you sure it was plastic?

    Thirdly, how did you resolve the situation? Did you go to the doctor feeling all embarrassed, or did you try to deal with it yourself?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      Far as i know no one went near my genitals, I got weird scars and junk in weird plac3s I have no memory of getting but besides that yea.

      Defjnitlyg was plastic, I have the visuals of that memory down perfect. It's one of my clearest memories from that time simply cause of how weird it was. I woke up went to the bathroom to pee and well i couldn't so i looked down and tgere was a little plastic plug thing in my pee hole. I was very confused and embarrsed so i pulled it out and theew it in the trash. This us the first time I've ever brought it up. It wasn't very long half inch maybe. But it was so weird. Sometimes I wonder if i was diddled as a kid.

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  • CozmoWank
    4 years ago | pl

    Alien penile probe?

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  • lordofopinions
    4 years ago | pl

    Abduction?

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  • chuy
    4 years ago | pl

    Anonymous Post Athor:

    "Far as i know no one went near my genitals, I got weird scars and junk in weird plac3s I have no memory of getting but besides that yea."

    Cozmowank:

    "Alien penile probe?"

    According to both of this post, I agree with Cozmowank. You got peepee raped by ET.

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  • Starkiller12
    4 years ago | pl

    You were abducted and raped by aliens

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  • Meowypowers
    4 years ago | pl

    Troll or aliens or Catholic priests

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  • chuy
    4 years ago | pl

    Never heard of that before, did it hurt? While it was in or when you pulled it out?. I bet it was something your brother did if he's older.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      Yea it was weird, I dont know wgat to make of it. I dont remember it hurting at all. Was more of an oh what's this? Huh and throw it out, then again alot of my nerves are shot and take some more than it should stuff for an to be like oh yea that's happening

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  • Tato
    4 years ago | pl

    Was your uncle staying over at that time?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      No no he was not, was just my brother sister dad and step mom

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        Had any of those people behaved inappropriately with you before or after that incident?

        The fact that you have scars in strange places with no memory of where you got them is suspicious, like you may have been drugged.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago | pl

          My brother definitly, he was pretty abusive 2, one of his favorite pas times was pushing me into fireplaces head first, got the scars to prove it, sometimes I wonder if the amount if head abuse I sustained from him caused any damage to my brain. Or if certain things about me is just something I was born with. Anyways yes my brother has been inappropriate with me, I dont remember them clearly but i remember a little bit.

          That's possible was, I was also the most easily kidnapped kid ever, my parents tested it. It litterly took nothing but a hey follow me and yea not even a bribe of candy. Yea I was probably diddled at some point.

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          • [Old Memory]
            4 years ago | pl

            Yeah, your brother seems like the most suspicious person. Maybe it was a prank so that you wouldn't be able to pee, rather than standard molestation.

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            • chuy
              4 years ago | pl

              I agree, big brothers are a pain in the ass.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              4 years ago | pl

              Maybe, that's something he would do. Yea not a nice guy.

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    • Jamieoliverloljk
      4 years ago | pl

      omg

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