Woke up fartinf

Me and my wife dont fart around eachother. Its old fashioned I know. But last night at 2am I woke myself up ripping the most massive fart in the history of earth. My stomach was full of air and half the fart was in a dream but I awoken to it still going. And in my confusion I thought why am I farting and why is my wife laughing at me?

I just pretended to be asleep and flicked my leg and fell back to sleep