Wine tastes like a toxic slew of bitter poison. i hate it

I agree to an extent. Sweeter wines like moscato can be alright. There's something called I think Vino that's pretty good. 5.97 at Walmart. It's like a champagne-wine. But most alcohol doesn't taste good to be honest. Beer you just get used to and hard liquor doesn't taste great (but gets you drunk!). I like the thought of wine and it always looks cool but you're kind of right. But your summary also describes a lot of life. Like art, a lot of it just isn't that good. Or work. Work tends to suck but we get paid so we can live. So on and so forth

I hate the taste of wine too! Its only good for getting drunk.

I always thought that wine, vodka, and tequila tasted like cough medicine. The smell is like perfume too, so unappealing to put inside of you. I'd much rather have something like apple cider.

Boones Farm and MD 20/20 isn't wine

Typically , all brewed wine has toxic sodium metabisulfite added to it to kill bacteria and prevent spoilage because the brewmaster was unable to keep his ferment alive long enough to reach 14 percent alcohol by volume. Anything less than 14 percent spoils without added poison. I have to brew my own wine and i do the entire process without preservatives. i have never had a bootle open or closed go bad. and im actually cooking with a jug that has been open two years now. i find it useful at the time of drinking to dilute my wine 50/50 with water to smooth out the bite of the alcohol and the extra water eliminates the dehydration effect of wine. when i get a "Locked " fermentation i use my secretes to feed the yeast what is missing to restart fermentation and take it to 14 percent.

it's an acquired taste, literally. Maybe your taste buds haven't matured properly yet. Believe it or not some people actually do like the taste of wine, just like some people like chocolate and don't like vanilla. just keep tasting different wines and one day you might find one you like, if you dont then thats okay.

wine IS a toxic slew of poison, so it tasting like that to you isn't really abnormal.

I love wine :3 but if you don't just tell them so you won't have to keep bunch of useless bottles. Or pass the present onto someone else

Try grape juice

Couldn't disagree with you more. I'm having a glass of my father's homemade cherry wine right now, and it tastes just fine thanks :)

You could try injecting it.

I really like cold duck wine, that's pretty tasty stuff

white wine is a bit sweeter

I like Moscato!

I'm genuinely saddened your palate is in such a disarray. Atleast you're a cheap date. Try the water and the tofu.

Wine - at least, "adult" wines - are an acquired taste that comes with age and sophistication. The taster's - not the wine's. Someday maybe you'll mature and acquire that taste.