Will you follow me to the new world? my children

My children I have returned, Poland is the holy land and I am it's creator! Those who believe get to Poland now! as I command the lands of Poland will launch into the air and into the arms of heaven as the world conflict of the infadels begins.

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Based on 19 votes (3 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    I don't want to sound like a grammar Nazi but I won't follow a "god" who can't even spell infidel right.

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    • Takuto

      Also there's an unnecessary comma in the first sentence which should simply be a period, dividing the sentence into two.
      There's also an exclamation mark in sentence two which should not be there.

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      • BlackCatsAreAwesome

        There's more. "It's creator" should be "its creator".
        Actually, the whole piece is shit, probably written by an illiterate second grader.

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        • BartekIsGod2

          Actually that part is correct. The apostrophe doesn't make it "It is" the apostrophe is there because the creator belongs to Poland.

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          • Takuto

            When the term it is should be used it should be contracted to 'it's' but when there's a possessive for an object its is used.
            Basically its is used similar to his and hers.

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          • BlackCatsAreAwesome

            That's wrong. It usually works like that, for example, Sally's book, but this is an exception. The possessive is "its".

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  • dirtybirdy

    I follow no one.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Meow!
      ☆♡☆♡
      May I walk beside you, great bird? Perhaps we can find some fish?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    poland?

    i guess god does have a sensa humor after all

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Nah. I'm happy where I am.

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  • SpookyPancake

    I'm Polish, currently in Poland.

    Yes, kindly launch this fucking country into space.

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    • BartekIsGod2

      My former clone was foolish. We need more rockets! So please invest today!

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  • pu1se

    wtf

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  • TheJesus

    Dad says he thinks you are not prepared for the great journey.

    He also likes your peoples sausages.

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  • manwiththegreengloves

    Don't forget to swallow the cyanide before the arrival of your spaceship.

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  • CreamPuffs

    Typical religious nut.

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  • IloveBlackandGrey

    I will not follow you. Only because you speak Online. I'll wait to get to heaven for the perfect time for when the time passes by and strikes me.

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