Will i ever get it

Flash your gaping arsehole someone will fuck it.

There is a key out there for every lock. If you are a female it is easier to find the key than a male trying to find the lock. But at least it is easier for the male to "rent" a lock from a hooker.

No your doomed..to a solitary lonely life.

The main thing that you gotta remember is that personality is what is going to help you find your soulmate and the person you should be having sex

Beauty is all in the mind, agreed. Not saying that to be nice, actually believe that's true.

That's why prostitution is the oldest profession
Of course you'll eventually get it
Once you pay for it

There are prostitutes if you really want to have sex that bad