Will giving birth in a sewer help the baby's immune system?

If you drop the baby in sewage as it comes out of the womb, will it grow up super-immunized? My biology teacher mentioned this I'm wondering if it's really true.

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  • Fugazi,again

    Your parents should have tried it with you

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    • RoseIsabella

      They probably did.

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  • xxLucifer

    No, babies have extremely weakened immune systems. They can sick really easily. To have a better immune system a baby first has to mature a little bit so their immune system actually starts to develop while also slowly being introduced to small amounts of bacteria and viruses overtime.

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  • ellnell

    Did your teacher find his/her degree in the cereal box?

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  • Boojum

    Dunking a newborn in raw sewage seems a pretty stupid thing to do. I'd hope that a biology teacher isn't an anti-vaccine nut, but it sounds like a false analogy that mob of idiots might use: exposing an infant to multiple inactivated pathogens at the same time is like dunking a baby in untreated shit.

    Perhaps what your biology teacher was referring to recent research comparing the health of babies born vaginally compared to those born by Cesarean. I can't site numbers off the top of my head, but it does seem that vaginal birth results in infants who are healthier when all other factors are taken into account. The likely explanation for this is that the birth canal contains loads of bacteria, and it's normal for a woman in the final stages of birth to poop at least a little, so the infant is exposed to both of these sources of bacteria.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    hows things in india?

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    • RoseIsabella

      The River Ganges is filthy.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Your biology teacher is retarded.

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  • litelander8

    That's far fetched.

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  • SmokeEverything

    Probably. You should try it.

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  • Sanara

    That depends on whether it survives or not...

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  • randypete

    you have a sewer rat

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  • megadriver

    Nah, real OG-moms give birth in the Chernobyl safe containment building/ sarcophagus.

    Fingers crossed your baby gets superpowers, or at least turns into a super mutant XD

    Hahahahaha! Good one... kinda lame, but still a laugh is a laugh.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I've always wondered if thats why babies put stuff in their mouth instinctively. Maybe that's mother nature's way of strengthening their immune systems. Lol

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    • Mammal-lover

      Na sucking on things is just very relaxing. It's why guys have penises. Most women care about relaxation over men and men like getting sucked. Its win win for everyone.

      But na all jokes aside possibly

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Lol makes sense huh

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        • Mammal-lover

          Haha a bit!

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    No.

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  • controversy

    lol

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