Why would someone wish for a zombie apocalypse?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago | pl

    Or class. At least ask before trying to eat my brain and turn me into a zombie. They just go eating people all willy nilly. I like being a human.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago | pl

      Zombies know nothing of consent or haberdashery.

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      • McBean
        5 years ago | pl

        Armed Mommy loads up her AK. With a paranoid glance she says, "Ain't no zombie going to eat my baby today."

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago | pl

          Is that from a show or a movie?

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          • McBean
            5 years ago | pl

            It's from The Atlantic magazine. Hahaha. You should subscribe.

            https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/12/startling-paranoia-gun-loving-mommy/356568/

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