Why would someone wish for a zombie apocalypse?

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I wish it so i don't have to worry about paying my bills.

How about yous?

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  • Vvaas
    5 years ago

    the people who wish for it think they'll be some badass surviving it but they'll be the first ones to die

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    • Pumpurrnickel
      5 years ago

      You'd be the very first zombie and infect everyone.

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    I would hate having to scavenge for supplies constantly, eat rotten food and drink stagnant water with parasites. The zombies are my last priority when I'm laying in a puddle of diarrhea.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    No zombies apocalypses for me either. I don't like being bitten by anyone who isn't a small cat. Being bitten, and torn apart by a person sounds so awful and gross.

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    • raisinbran
      5 years ago

      Man, I hate cat bites.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I'll take ten pounds of fluff over a person any day of the week!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    No zombie apocalypse for me. I like all of my modern conveniences and the ability to go outside to look at the birds without worrying about dying.

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      I'm with you! Let's get some hats at live life!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        To the hat section! Away! Wheeee!
        Do those zombies even know what hats are? XD

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          I know, right? You never see zombies wearing hats. Zombies have no style.

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            5 years ago

            Or class. At least ask before trying to eat my brain and turn me into a zombie. They just go eating people all willy nilly. I like being a human.

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  • Palestine_Did_Nothing_Wrong
    5 years ago

    No that’s stupid.

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  • Anon0132
    4 years ago

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can loot stores and look normal, like that brand new VR headset is just behind less than an inch of glass, I could easily grab it. Anyways, I have an urge to loot and this would satisfy me.

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  • Tyroneniggums
    5 years ago

    because it would be legal to kill you and yo fam :)

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  • Tyroneniggums
    5 years ago

    because it would be legal to kill you and yo fam :)

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  • Palestine_Did_Nothing_Wrong
    5 years ago

    Checking back in to say your post is still stupid.

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  • angryblonde
    5 years ago

    Well my boyfriend actually wished for one yesterday while we were at the mall. His reason was so he could show off his survival skills and beat some zombies up.

    I would wish for a zombie apocalypse so I have a higher chance of dying.

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