"But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are."
Pahahaha, I think I'm in love! I think I might actually die of laughter. In fact he might just have a chance of replacing Sean Lock as my favourite comedian:O! Thank you very much, you've just made this banana very, very happy:D!
You are more than welcome. :D I've loved Tim Vine for years and whenever I see someone that I think will appreciate him, I'll always pass it on.
A couple of my favourites:
A friend dropped his scrabble set in the road. I said, "What's the word on the street?"
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That's wrong on so many levels.
I've seen him live. I was gasping for breath at one point because he delivers them so quickly. It's bang, bang, bang, and you never get to recover. Saw Sean Lock live too. He's a real favourite of mine. He just gets funnier and funnier year on year. I love Sean Lock. :D
P.S. Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'.
P.P.S. Milton Jones and Stewart Francis do a similar kind of comedy (both funny men and worth looking at) but Tim Vine is the absolute master of the pun.
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Oh.My.God. I've just googled some of his jokes:
"But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are."
Pahahaha, I think I'm in love! I think I might actually die of laughter. In fact he might just have a chance of replacing Sean Lock as my favourite comedian:O! Thank you very much, you've just made this banana very, very happy:D!
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You are more than welcome. :D I've loved Tim Vine for years and whenever I see someone that I think will appreciate him, I'll always pass it on.
A couple of my favourites:
A friend dropped his scrabble set in the road. I said, "What's the word on the street?"
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That's wrong on so many levels.
I've seen him live. I was gasping for breath at one point because he delivers them so quickly. It's bang, bang, bang, and you never get to recover. Saw Sean Lock live too. He's a real favourite of mine. He just gets funnier and funnier year on year. I love Sean Lock. :D
P.S. Do you ever get that when you're half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'.
P.P.S. Milton Jones and Stewart Francis do a similar kind of comedy (both funny men and worth looking at) but Tim Vine is the absolute master of the pun.