WHY THE HE'LL IS SOCCER SO GAY?

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  • No, I'm pretty sure that participating in a group activity involving opposing teams attempting to maneuver an object into a net is scientifically classifiable as analogous to putting penis in your butthole, which is clearly an objectively negative thing.

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    • You could argue the same for vaginal sex and you could even say the net represents pubic hair. Although I suppose people can have hairy arses too. And we're back on that again, aren't we? Ack.

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