I think the world is too pro-menstrual cycle. Seriously, think about it
Red-eyes on cameras (everybody sees the glory of menstruation)
Red to correct errors on papers (period blood is ALWAYS right)
Red lights (stop and observe the magnanimous period)
Redskins (a team for PMSing)
Reddit (it has spread to the internet)
Red Lobster (even our food?)
Red Dead Redemption (pro-menstrual video game)
Red October (Sean Connery endorses an entire month of bleeding, if you haven't seen it)
Red Alerts (the most serious of them all)
Red Bull (the period-infused energy drink)
Why don't we all just put on our Red-sox t-shirts and go to Red Hot Chili Peppers concerts, sporting only the MOST POPULAR AND SEXY lipstick & nail polish - red, of course. In fact we should just slather ourselves in menses and be done with it. Geez. All this red is sexist.
Just because guys don't have a monthly problem they don't get anything? It's wrong.
Blue Ribbon (the best) Red is the second place color. White is even less (3rd or 4th, depending), and is many times used to signify an inferior exhibit.
Blue Ridge Mountains
Blue Moon (a very special occurrence)
Blue Book (the authority on what your car is worth, cos only MEN know cars)
Blue Cross Blue Shield (Red Cross don't got no shield!)
Blue Jeans (most popular clothing ever)
Blues (popular music style)
Blue Light Special
Blue Angels (awesome pilots)
Blue Bloods
Blue Jays
Blueberries? Of course. There's red berries but they get called raspberries.
The sky is blue, the oceans are blue. That implies MEN gave us life AND sustain our life.
Oh, and no one knows what it's like 'behind blue eyes', dontcha know. Cos blue eyes are special.
People only care about 'blue eyes cryin' in the rain'. Fuck everybody else.
'Blue suede shoes' are IT.
Least we forget about 'Blue Man Group'.
Eiffel 65 reports there's a blue guy who lives in a blue world. No such similar red world has been sung about.
Half of the red things you mentioned are actually insults to Native Americans and not menstruation symbols. Hmm, MEN-struation?
Why isn't there a 'White Friday'?
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I think the world is too pro-menstrual cycle. Seriously, think about it
Red-eyes on cameras (everybody sees the glory of menstruation)
Red to correct errors on papers (period blood is ALWAYS right)
Red lights (stop and observe the magnanimous period)
Redskins (a team for PMSing)
Reddit (it has spread to the internet)
Red Lobster (even our food?)
Red Dead Redemption (pro-menstrual video game)
Red October (Sean Connery endorses an entire month of bleeding, if you haven't seen it)
Red Alerts (the most serious of them all)
Red Bull (the period-infused energy drink)
Why don't we all just put on our Red-sox t-shirts and go to Red Hot Chili Peppers concerts, sporting only the MOST POPULAR AND SEXY lipstick & nail polish - red, of course. In fact we should just slather ourselves in menses and be done with it. Geez. All this red is sexist.
Just because guys don't have a monthly problem they don't get anything? It's wrong.
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You HAD to go there, didn't you? Men = Blue.
Bluetooth Device (it gets INSERTED in you)
Blue Ribbon (the best) Red is the second place color. White is even less (3rd or 4th, depending), and is many times used to signify an inferior exhibit.
Blue Ridge Mountains
Blue Moon (a very special occurrence)
Blue Book (the authority on what your car is worth, cos only MEN know cars)
Blue Cross Blue Shield (Red Cross don't got no shield!)
Blue Jeans (most popular clothing ever)
Blues (popular music style)
Blue Light Special
Blue Angels (awesome pilots)
Blue Bloods
Blue Jays
Blueberries? Of course. There's red berries but they get called raspberries.
The sky is blue, the oceans are blue. That implies MEN gave us life AND sustain our life.
Oh, and no one knows what it's like 'behind blue eyes', dontcha know. Cos blue eyes are special.
People only care about 'blue eyes cryin' in the rain'. Fuck everybody else.
'Blue suede shoes' are IT.
Least we forget about 'Blue Man Group'.
Eiffel 65 reports there's a blue guy who lives in a blue world. No such similar red world has been sung about.
Half of the red things you mentioned are actually insults to Native Americans and not menstruation symbols. Hmm, MEN-struation?