Why is britain full of shit?

Are...are you drunk? Or just stupid?

From over the pond, Americans and Canadians see a country that is deeply sick to death of its shopworn half baked legends. In search of new legends, the paparazzi try to catch the Royals fucking American porn stars behind closed doors. They even burned Diana's car to increase drama and speculation about this and that. In fact, England is so desperate for change that they let fanatic Islamists teach Sharia law for more homicidal drama on the evening news.

We are the banished misfits from the 1700's, who like our rifles. We couldn't ask for a better show. Bloody good shit, mates. Continue to support BBC.

The real reason you can't invade Britain is because it doesn't exist. Britain is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Ireland moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Britain does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your British friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Britain, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real British.

Britain is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “British” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Because it has about 8 times the population density as the US, and all those people poop.

Bowler hats went out in the 1950s and people drink as much latte as tea. Political correctness, mass immigration and welfare dependence together with the nanny state has created a total mess.

*yawns*
"Funnily" is not a word.

You are talking aloud of shit where are you from

I'm a Brit so I feel like I ought to say something... meh. Judging on what the UK is like now, compared to the country I'm living in at the moment... not everything that made Britain what it is today, can have been as shit as what made this country.

As an archaeologist we find all sorts of anomalies and fakes .. people have been plundering antiquities creating replicas for a couple hundred years ..
But is that really a relevant example of the lies we're told? xD

Tldr

It's disputed if Arthur ever existed, so him being Welsh is complete speculation. About the best that can be said is that if the legend was inspired by an actual person, he was a Post-Roman warlord.

George was supposedly a Roman soldier, but he was Greek by birth, so the connection with Britain is even more tenuous.

Oh and i have to add that the cross that was found in Glastonbury looked like it was made by a baby..

I just want to know , all those picture of Stonehenge being assembled in the early 1900s , are they real?

Mate...