Why does no one like broccoli

I don't understand why people don't eat it. Does it taste bad to them, or is it just because it looks like a plant? George H.W Bush declared he hated it in 1990 and said "I'm the president so if i don't want to eat broccoli THEN I DAMN WONT". Is liking broccoli really that weird and not normal?

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Based on 33 votes (25 yes)
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  • Vauael

    Broccoli is amazing. If I cook chicken alfredo, my plate is probably 90% broccoli. I also put it on baked potatoes with cheese and sour cream. A lot of people dont like it though, so I guess its normal.

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    • that sounds so yum. id give head to gandhi if it meant i could get my hands on some alfredo right now

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    • Alichael

      That all sounds really good.

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  • I eat it raw just like booty.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I only like broccoli if it's raw or steamed. I think too often people overcook vegetables by boiling all the vitamins out of em. It's disgusting when the broccoli is all dark and soggy. Also broccoli and cauliflower both smell like shit when they are cooked.

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    • CozmoWank

      I think it's great when it's steamed but I fucking hate it when it's in cheese sauce or with melted cheese on baked potato. That's really gross.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Believe it or not I've never had it with cheese sauce.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    For some reason, broccoli always gives me diarrhea, so I only eat it when I'm backed up. Lol

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  • bigbudchonga

    Brocolli is for stinky poo poo heads

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  • Cokerabbit

    Makes me poop

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  • Cokerabbit

    I eat broccoli

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  • sararyan7242

    If you don't broccoli, studies say you will have limp dick.

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    • interesting, and if you dont like carrot are you gay?

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      • Quite the opposite. If you like carrots you are likely to be gay. Depends on which cavity you insert them in.

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  • EnglishLad

    I like broccoli. In fact I eat everything most people won't, and don't eat what most people will xD

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    the streisand effect

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  • you sound grumpy, eat some broccoli

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  • Broccoli is one of the most delicious vegetables, and it's nutritional content beats out ones like green beans too.

    It's amazing in Chinese food as well as plain.

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  • IrishPotato

    Are you the beans guy?

    Anyway, broccoli is tasty.

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    • JustMolly

      I think im the broccoli version of The Beans Guy.

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      • Alichael

        Don't you mean Green Giant?

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  • Foxboy15

    Most of the people that hate broccoli just haven't imagined them as tiny little trees that's about to be devoured by a giant (you).... Or maybe it's just me.

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    • Alichael

      That's how I looked at it when I was a little kid. I also looked at mashed potatoes as mountains, soup as an ocean with the meat and vegetables being boats floating on it and fish swimming in it, and I looked at fried eggs as creatures that bled (the yolk) when you cut into it

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  • lordofopinions

    I didn't like broccoli as a kid but now I love steamed broccoli and kale.

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  • howaminotmyself

    It tastes like how a fart smells, to me. But I like beets, and that tastes like dirt. I like most vegetables, but broccoli is one of the few I really dont care for. But I like cauliflower, so go figure.

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  • megadriver

    I like broccoli. It tastes nice, you can use it in many dishes and it gives dishes a lighter feel.

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  • SorrowfulPath

    I love broccoli! I have my entire life.

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  • charli.m

    I didn't like it as a kid, but I like it now.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Everyone loves broccoli that is under the age of 90. Steam it, roast it, put some cheddar on it. Or lemon and salt. My step grandmother put mayonnaise on it. It is delicious no lies. My grandfather hated the stink of broccoli cooking. Is HW still alive?

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    • Alichael

      Broccoli and cheese is good

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      hw is still alive but prolly not for long hes 90+ and lookin it plus the longtime wife just died

      if sufferin thru eatin vegetables is necessary (and unfortunately it is) then im not gonna cook em

      ill git the maximum benefit from eatin that crap and eat it raw without no dairy products slathered all over it

      mebbe some vinaigrette dressin but thats it

      broccoli goes ok on a raw veggie plate

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      • Alichael

        I miss Barbara Bush. George Sr. has lived a long life, and he was a better president than George Jr. I did find it amusing when the Simpsons made fun of him, and his joke on the episode "I'm gonna ruin you like a Japanese banquet", referencing Bush's puking on the Japan prime minister's lap at the banquet table in Japan.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          barbara announced in the early 90s that famlies should be like leave it to beaver and not like the simpsons

          typical old people git off my lawn kinda talk

          the simpsons makers took it personally and wrote that episode as a rebuttal

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    • JustMolly

      Still alive and kicking at 94

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