They are boring and ride stupid bikes with ugly suits everywhere and try to force their religion on everyone who will give em the time of the day. Mormons have no life. Usually I don't tell others they have no life because that's normally what people who need to get a life themselves say but Mormons' actually have no life and so that's an exception to the rule. Once, I chased them off in my underwear when they came to my house and pretended I was gay and had a crush on them. They don't like gays so they figured I couldn't ever be "saved" and haven't bothered me since.
Why do you find mormons so weird?
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They are boring and ride stupid bikes with ugly suits everywhere and try to force their religion on everyone who will give em the time of the day. Mormons have no life. Usually I don't tell others they have no life because that's normally what people who need to get a life themselves say but Mormons' actually have no life and so that's an exception to the rule. Once, I chased them off in my underwear when they came to my house and pretended I was gay and had a crush on them. They don't like gays so they figured I couldn't ever be "saved" and haven't bothered me since.