While kissing may feel oh-so-good, it also has health benefits, too. It triggers a whole spectrum of physiological processes that boost your immunity and generally spruce up that body you work so hard to keep attractive.
Among the benefits of a good wet one: That extra saliva washes bacteria off your teeth, which can help break down oral plaque.
Kissing passionately gets your heartbeat revved in a healthy way that helps lower your blood pressure. It dilates your blood vessels so blood is flowing in a good, solid fashion and getting to all your vital organs.
Unfortunately, there seems to be no health benefits from kissing ass, so maybe y'all should tell your boss to fuck off, Monday morning.
How the hell does the slimy and unhygienic sensation of kissing feel "oh-so-good"?!
While it might wash plaque of your teeth, it is also filling your mouth with a shit ton of more bacteria. Drinking someone else's urine would be less likely to make you sick than drinking their saliva.
An alternative approach for you might be to become a sperm donor. Just like a prized bull, your cum could impregnate hundreds of women that have sterile husbands. In twenty years or so there will be a flurry of 151 IQ applications to the MENSA society. The world will benefit from your genetics without the negative implications of your behavior.
Please note that my behavior is much worse than yours. I have no moral authority upon which to make this suggestion. I am shamed by my own perversions.
why do people get pleasure from kissing?
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While kissing may feel oh-so-good, it also has health benefits, too. It triggers a whole spectrum of physiological processes that boost your immunity and generally spruce up that body you work so hard to keep attractive.
Among the benefits of a good wet one: That extra saliva washes bacteria off your teeth, which can help break down oral plaque.
Kissing passionately gets your heartbeat revved in a healthy way that helps lower your blood pressure. It dilates your blood vessels so blood is flowing in a good, solid fashion and getting to all your vital organs.
Unfortunately, there seems to be no health benefits from kissing ass, so maybe y'all should tell your boss to fuck off, Monday morning.
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lmao
How the hell does the slimy and unhygienic sensation of kissing feel "oh-so-good"?!
While it might wash plaque of your teeth, it is also filling your mouth with a shit ton of more bacteria. Drinking someone else's urine would be less likely to make you sick than drinking their saliva.
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An alternative approach for you might be to become a sperm donor. Just like a prized bull, your cum could impregnate hundreds of women that have sterile husbands. In twenty years or so there will be a flurry of 151 IQ applications to the MENSA society. The world will benefit from your genetics without the negative implications of your behavior.
Please note that my behavior is much worse than yours. I have no moral authority upon which to make this suggestion. I am shamed by my own perversions.
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how much does a typical sperm donor make if you had to guess?
Oh dear me. Once again that massive intellect has left you far behind all the other children, stevie. Poor pathetic creature that you are.
kissing ass absolutely has several benefits in life.
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Yeah, it gives one a brown nose!