Why do people fuck in the morning when y'all have stinky breaths

Morning breath can be bad, and also one is generally unclean after long nights sleep. Why do people fuck? That's disgusting and I'd never pash my bf or gf in the morning and eat them out or suck their dick when they are unclean. Ugh people really are lowlifes

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  • You know what? I agree, from experience too. My ex and I had morning sex once and I know I get morning breath so I put a pillow over my head to pretend to drown out my moan. Not only that but I hate when people are close enough that I can feel their breath on me! His morning breath was awful but I wasn’t exactly going to go tell him to brush his teeth while his cucumber was inside my bagel. So, the pillow saved me from that too. Never again. Hey ho, each to their own, people will lick each other’s arse holes but not eat a bruised banana, think about that!

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    • Yeah the whole licking asshole thing is degenerate behavior. May as well go and put some dog shit off the lawn on a platter and eat it for tea

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  • I agree with you. If you're just having a doggy style quickie then it's fine, but a proper intimate session isn't pleasant until after you've brushed your teeth.

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  • Meh if I'm horny, I'ma still have sex. I'm not really into giving or receiving oral, so we won't be eating dirty genitals. As for the mouth, that's tolerable. XD

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    • Yes but then how do lesbians and gay men work? Still unhygienic and gross

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  • On a Saturday morning. It's slow and leisurely and amazing.

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  • I see what you mean, but other than morning breath I don't see why a person would be particularly unclean in the morning. I, for one, shower at night. My bed is clean, so what dirt could I be picking up just lying there?

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  • Wow you guys sound like you have terrible lives, I'm happiest in the morning and would prefer morning sex, if anything its cleaner than after getting home from work were you probably swatted got dirty etc

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    • No, morning sex should never be a thing. You people are lower than animals 🤢

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  • Morning sex is better because I usually can't sleep well after. Also I don't get much morning breath nor do I get bothered by others. I have a super bad sense of smell fun fact.

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  • bf or gf?

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  • I've never had sex in the morning. I think it's nasty too. I doubt I'd even get hard on purpose right after waking up.

    When I get up, I'm grouchy as hell. I gotta go to the bathroom, shower, then have coffee and only then can I do stuff. I've never even had women want sex in the morning. Most women are even grouchier than men after they wake up, hardly the time for sex.

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    • Exactly!! I think it's the pigish men whod fuck at any time of day not the women

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      • Pigish men? No, piss off! If a couple wants to fuck in the morning, they can do it and shouldn't be judged for it. It's their sex life.

        I just said I don't do it, I'm a man and I'm grouchy in the morning and my girlfriend is very lazy and a bit grouchy when she gets up too. I never bashed men that wanted sex in the morning.
        Don't force that feminist garbage on me!

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  • You're going to be swapping spit which is full of bacteria and you're going to be rubbing your face around genitalia and poo holes then taking loads either in your face, down your throat or up your holes so why does it matter if they've had a shower? The whole thing is filthy and you're going to end up stinking anyway. Personally I like the smells.

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    • You sound and make humans sound like degenerates. And people wonder why mental health is so prevalent, 😂😂
      Sick society. I hope someone blows this world up one day

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      • Must be difficult being a misanthrope. But you can rest assured that there's help for that if you want it.
        End of the day I'm just keeping it real bro. We are animals. Sooner you accept it the more fun you'll have because currently youre probably a dud fuck.

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