Why do my feet smell like chex mix

Means you need to wash them funky smelling mother fuckers.

Bruh, if it smells like cheddar chex mix, get some help. If they smell like normal ones, ur fine

Can I eat them?

change your socks every day, if that doesn't help then give your shoes a nice hard scrubbing with soap and water.

U are a cereal killer

I like vinegar feet.

Maybe you have pecuecas?

Stop walking around in cereal.