Obviously I wouldn't believe you. Because Gandalf's powers are not so magnificent that he could travel faster than light and be so invisible. His powers are not infinite and divine, nor is he the real true Lord in any sense. You are an infidel that spreads false truths. Heretic!
My lord is Sauron. The dark lord. I do not worship him though. This is a unique religion, an antagonistic religion, the religion of Middle Earth. Only those who believe in the wrath of the dark lord yet have the strong will to resist his indoctrination are worthy of existence. And those who bear the burden of The One Ring, the burden of the evil in the world, shall receive a greater reward, to find peace in the Grey Havens.
Uncool. First you give a lousy analogy of Gandalf as one true lord making me think you don't know squat about lotr, and then you turn around and say this. I'm suing for deception
Morgoth can beat up Sauron all he wants, it's not like my intention is to worship either one. I just need a lord to antagonize :-)
The analogy was intentionally lousy. That was one of the more subtle points. Most religions don't conform exactly to the books they claim to follow. They pick and choose what they like or what works best for them. Otherwise, I would have mentioned Eru Illuvatar.
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Obviously I wouldn't believe you. Because Gandalf's powers are not so magnificent that he could travel faster than light and be so invisible. His powers are not infinite and divine, nor is he the real true Lord in any sense. You are an infidel that spreads false truths. Heretic!
My lord is Sauron. The dark lord. I do not worship him though. This is a unique religion, an antagonistic religion, the religion of Middle Earth. Only those who believe in the wrath of the dark lord yet have the strong will to resist his indoctrination are worthy of existence. And those who bear the burden of The One Ring, the burden of the evil in the world, shall receive a greater reward, to find peace in the Grey Havens.
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Sauron? Really?
I'm not quite sure what it says about you if your Lord has a Lord. Morgoth could beat your Lord up :p
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Uncool. First you give a lousy analogy of Gandalf as one true lord making me think you don't know squat about lotr, and then you turn around and say this. I'm suing for deception
Morgoth can beat up Sauron all he wants, it's not like my intention is to worship either one. I just need a lord to antagonize :-)
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The analogy was intentionally lousy. That was one of the more subtle points. Most religions don't conform exactly to the books they claim to follow. They pick and choose what they like or what works best for them. Otherwise, I would have mentioned Eru Illuvatar.