Women want men to open their doors. Men to pull out their chairs. Men to send them flowers at work. Goodnight texts. Women crave a big house and a bigger bank account. Even though they say big is beautiful they want their men to look like Channing Tatum not Danny Devito. They want men to rub their feet. Nibble on their ears and tell them their beautiful. They want to be queens and princesses. I could go on but its deaf ears that listen.
As for men we're simple. All we need is a beer in one hand and a boob in the other. ;)
Don't even try to front. You know you want a subservient man rubbing your feet. Feeding you fresh strawberries muscles, glistening in the midday sun. :p
Why are there so many mean women nowadays?
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Women want men to open their doors. Men to pull out their chairs. Men to send them flowers at work. Goodnight texts. Women crave a big house and a bigger bank account. Even though they say big is beautiful they want their men to look like Channing Tatum not Danny Devito. They want men to rub their feet. Nibble on their ears and tell them their beautiful. They want to be queens and princesses. I could go on but its deaf ears that listen.
As for men we're simple. All we need is a beer in one hand and a boob in the other. ;)
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Those are stereotypes. They in no way reflect reality. If that's what you believe, then you obviously don't get out much
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Don't even try to front. You know you want a subservient man rubbing your feet. Feeding you fresh strawberries muscles, glistening in the midday sun. :p