It's because females and males are two different species.
Females are chickens, and males are dogs.
This makes females dog-fucking chickens; while males are chicken-fucking dogs.
It wasn't always this way.
There once was a time when there was friendly, intelligent, fun-loving, sexy people in both sexes, who enjoyed making love together.
Then some imbecile let a bull into the barnyard, who kept crapping bullshit all over everyone.
And the bull invited his pig friends, who were covered all over with pig shit.
Well, some dog-fucking chicken fucked a pig, not because she wanted to, but because the bull put date-rape drugs into her feed.
Well, nine months later, out came a dog-pig, that was covered all over with dog-pig shit and bullshit.
That's what we now have today.
It's thoughtless, annoying, frustrating and obnoxious.
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
Bark, bark, bark.
Woof.
Isn't that right Chuck?
Cluck-cluck Chuck did this to everyone.
Why are the genders at war?
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It's because females and males are two different species.
Females are chickens, and males are dogs.
This makes females dog-fucking chickens; while males are chicken-fucking dogs.
It wasn't always this way.
There once was a time when there was friendly, intelligent, fun-loving, sexy people in both sexes, who enjoyed making love together.
Then some imbecile let a bull into the barnyard, who kept crapping bullshit all over everyone.
And the bull invited his pig friends, who were covered all over with pig shit.
Well, some dog-fucking chicken fucked a pig, not because she wanted to, but because the bull put date-rape drugs into her feed.
Well, nine months later, out came a dog-pig, that was covered all over with dog-pig shit and bullshit.
That's what we now have today.
It's thoughtless, annoying, frustrating and obnoxious.
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
Bark, bark, bark.
Woof.
Isn't that right Chuck?
Cluck-cluck Chuck did this to everyone.