Why are cocks so dam fugly?

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  • Yeah but then you're basically saying men are going gay because a vagina looks like a shredded baseball glove

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    • Hats off to the metaphor😂

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    • I only eat ones that are branded Spaulding on the label.

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      • What's wrong with Rawlings?

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        • Spauldings seem to be more prevalent in my area --do you see many Rawlings where you live?

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          • Yanno, I haven't thought much about baseball gloves in a long time. I used to always play catch with my dad when I was a kid, and I wanted so much to be like him. So of course I wanted to get the same brand of mitt, but unfortunately when my dad tried to sign me up for little league I found out that little league baseball is only for boys, and I would have to play softball with girls. So I of course lost all interest in baseball.

            I guess I haven't thought much about baseball in thirty-five years. I was very happy last year though when my Houston Astros finally won the World Series.

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    • Not sure whether you fuck grannies or you fuck incomplete abortions.

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      • Actual abortions. I'm into that paedo-necro shit.
        Seriously though, vaginas look like a slice of out of date ham.

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        • Lolololololololllololololllolo

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        • That depends on the vagina. I personally fucked young girls with smooth pussies. Never experienced any of these things, but some of the healthy vaginas can look that way. Anyways it would be gay for me to say that I dislike them because of that shape, and it wouldn't even be true.

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          • It wouldn't necessarily mean you're gay. I'm heterosexual but vaginas look weird to me (though dicks look worse)

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            • It's actually used here in a derogatory way, rather than the genuine meaning of it.

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      • huh

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    • Gay guys ...that's a different story and the reason doesn't apply

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