*The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
*There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
*Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
*Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
*Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
*Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
*Chuck Norris and Superman used to train together. But, once Chuck Norris turned 1 year old he was just to much for the Man of Steel to handle.
*Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Who would win in a fight Superman or Chuck Norris
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*The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
*There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
*Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
*Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
*Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
*Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
*Chuck Norris and Superman used to train together. But, once Chuck Norris turned 1 year old he was just to much for the Man of Steel to handle.
*Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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I heard his tears cure cancer. Pity he never cries.
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Yeah! Good for a man who lost his virginity b4 his dad.