Who would win in a fight? spongebob vs patrick?

If Spongebob and Patrick were to fight each other, who do you think would win? No weapons allowed.

Spongebob Squarepants 6
Patrick Star 20
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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I feel like ppl built like Patrick either hit really hard or cant hit hard at all. Theres never any inbetween with them.

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    • Something tells me Patrick hits hard, but Spongebob knows karate though.

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    Aren't both functionality immortal? I'm almost certain both have regenerative abilities. I think it would be a stalemate.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Despite the fact that there are episodes that have inconsistencies with Spongebobs strength, Ima go with Patrick. XD

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    • adobeslats

      Yeah, SpongeBob was able to take several blows from that flounder guy, but calling Patrick “tubby” he gets laid out and a black eye… so I say Patrick too

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  • raisinbran

    Patrick, starfish have super strength. Sponge Bob would be crushed to oblivion.

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    SpongeBob. It's basically str build vs ded build. As a dex player im honor bound to choose SpongeBob. Dud has 99 on his vitality stat

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  • ospry

    Haven't they already established Spongebob is invincible? Just like a real sponge?

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  • libertybell

    Well,Patrick is bigger than Spongebob. He's taller and beefier. So,Patrick I'll bet would win. Plus,I don't think Spongebob would fight back,as he's so friendly.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Patrick's fatass.

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    • ospry

      Patrick's juicy* ass

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        Patrick's fat* ass.

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  • Somenormie

    Patrick obviously

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