Who would win?

Who would win a war between Ireland and Scotland and why

Ireland 5
Scotland 10
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  • LloydAsher

    Wheres the "They are seperate countries?!" Option?

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    • Clunk42

      The post never implies they aren't seperate countries.

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    • charli.m

      More importantly, which part of the post made you think that OP is saying they're not?

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      • LornaMae

        I got that he meant "Whoa, they're separate countries???" and shared his lack of knowledge of basic Geography.

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        • charli.m

          Well, he did tell me the other day he's been to half the countries in the world.

          All 4 of them...

          Should have known he was saying something even dumber than I first thought.

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          • LloydAsher

            I've seen asia... population wise that half of the world.

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            • charli.m

              Oh bless your heart...you think four countries in Asia is all of Asia...

              Do you even know how many countries there are in Asia, champ?

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          • LornaMae

            HAHAHAHAHA

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  • Tommythecaty

    Irish, the ira shit was brutal, they make many boom boom 💥

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Scotland isn't an independent nation though. Allthough if they were, they'd probably win because they're a bit more sober than the irish.

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    • Fugazi,again

      The stottish do more heroin though

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  • jethro

    That all depends. Is William Wallace still alive in this scenario?

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    • Fugazi,again

      Yeah but conor McGregor and tyson fury will sort him out

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  • Holzman_67

    The Irish would be really strong on the opening day then spend the rest of the war with a crippling hangover. Scotland would scrap to the win

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  • megadriver

    Scotland - For Chivas Regal and glory! XD

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  • Fugazi,again

    We have the IRA and millions of sleeper agents all over the world. Scotland has been a country for 1300 years and they've only ever written 1 song.

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    Well Scotland is still part of GB sooooo they’ve obviously got a bit more military force
    If u want a good ol Gaelic war with sticks and stones I wouldn’t know😂

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  • LornaMae

    Why would they be at war in this scenario? Anyway, I say Mel Gibson's side would win.

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    • Fugazi,again

      It all started as an argument over how to spell whiskey

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      • CozmoWank

        B-o-u-r-b-o-n.

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      • LornaMae

        Then they'd have to battle it out at a pub. Whichever army has the last man standing wins the argument.

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        • Fugazi,again

          That is a racist stereotype

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          • Clunk42

            In what way is that racist?

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          • LornaMae

            How is it racist?

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I have no idea about other countries military power that dont directly threaten the USA. I only watch videos on NK, Russia, China, Iran's military. So idk, but I have read that god made whiskey so the Irish could never rule the world. Pretty sure that's in the bible.

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