Who's Got the Best Free Napkins?

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  • I like to wipe my ass with Taco Bell napkins. They are already brown.

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    • But, being brown, doesn't that make it harder to tell when you're done wiping? I might over-wipe with those, ending up in the same boat here, with a sore ass feeling sorry for my dumb self.

      I can't afford any mistakes here!! This is HELL!! You never realize how much you use your buttcheeks and buttcrack until you've chafed it beyond recognition. Fucking thing feels like a struck match.

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