Who here is American?

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  • Absolutely - I am still British, technically. Hope to be an Aussie one day though. If you lot will stop pissing about with your fairy bread and your pokies and your joke shop sized insects and actually look at my application...

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    • We aint strict baby!! I mean we are not like merica and want to build a wall. Maybe we do but that would be to much work, I mean we spent all our resources building a great big dingo fence, and that don't keep shit out. Pretty much flash someone ya tits and shout em a slab of beer and you are in.

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      • When I tell people back home about the dingo fence they think I'm taking the piss and go and Google it...

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        • Its funny because I have never seen a dingo out here in the wild and I spend a lot of time outdoors. For something that is supposed to be a problem??

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          • I only ever see them if I go properly out back. And they don't do anything interesting. They tend to just stand around and look at you. Maybe one will stare at your food, if you have some. It's all very anticlimactic lol

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            • Yep, especially if the next thing you hear is "help, help, a dingo took mi baby". Have you herd that one? Someone wanting to get in straiyia must no what I am talking about.. No no, don't use google.

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              • Yeah, when I went to the middle everyone was falling over themselves to tell me about what happened. Obviously it was really sad but to be fair to dingoes that's not usual behaviour. It didn't make me afraid of them. I just keep my distance when I see them and don't leave my baby's unattended...

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