He lives in a time warp
Still refers to non-white people as "coloured"
Thinks it's OK to call women "Dear"/"birds"
Is overly masculine
Insists on "checking out" everybody who he knows I am dating through a fancy dinner
Wants us to pretend we're a nice middle class family when he was never there for me or my brother as children
Has smoked the evil green weed and had to go to rehab because of it
Has bullshit theories about everything [e.g. Harry Potter's Quidditch meaning "A quid each"/babies not knowng they can't do what grown-ups do/that the Romanian word for worker came from the English phrase 'much toil' because it sounds very similar
More than likely on the spectrum
Insists on taking me out to dinner to the same damn restaurant every time I'm home for the holidays
Always asks how long I'm away for when I'm at uni and when I'll be back
Can't stand his own company for more than five minutes
Has a girl over every few days just so he can feel less 'alone'
Mum pisses me off too when she's on a downer and with how she almost never gets her act together to do things and is so easily distracted, but dad is inifinitely worse.
Who annoys you more ?
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Dad, without a doubt.
He lives in a time warp
Still refers to non-white people as "coloured"
Thinks it's OK to call women "Dear"/"birds"
Is overly masculine
Insists on "checking out" everybody who he knows I am dating through a fancy dinner
Wants us to pretend we're a nice middle class family when he was never there for me or my brother as children
Has smoked the evil green weed and had to go to rehab because of it
Has bullshit theories about everything [e.g. Harry Potter's Quidditch meaning "A quid each"/babies not knowng they can't do what grown-ups do/that the Romanian word for worker came from the English phrase 'much toil' because it sounds very similar
More than likely on the spectrum
Insists on taking me out to dinner to the same damn restaurant every time I'm home for the holidays
Always asks how long I'm away for when I'm at uni and when I'll be back
Can't stand his own company for more than five minutes
Has a girl over every few days just so he can feel less 'alone'
Mum pisses me off too when she's on a downer and with how she almost never gets her act together to do things and is so easily distracted, but dad is inifinitely worse.