Which would be your favorite place to have sex?

Just wondering.. These are some of my fantasies with only half of them fulfilled :) what would be your favorite?

On top of a building 2
On a boat 3
Beach 6
On a balcony 2
Kitchen 1
Hot tub 4
At the park on a swing 2
Computer desk 1
On the stairs without your dogs awkwardly barking at you 0
On the washing machine 1
Besides a fireplace 2
In the shower 10
In the woods 8
In a tree house 3
In a room full of mirrors 1
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  • Jweezee

    The vagina

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    • flutterhigh

      Oh, you.

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    • NoraBaker

      Aww... flutterhigh just dropped an "oh" for you, sweets! ;)

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    • Allistalla

      Dude why is there always one of these on these sort of questions ? LOL XD

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  • disthing

    Inside the fireplace.

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    • NoraBaker

      Just like Santa!! - "Come here little girl" - "Here where? - "In the fireplace"

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      • Avant-Garde

        Uh, why? It's so tight, dark and hot in there! There are so many other more comfortable places to go :o

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        • NoraBaker

          Hell do I know, disthing's the one who wants to go in there! Haha ;) And now that I think of it, sounds pretty much where Jweezee wants to go too. I'm confused.

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          • Avant-Garde

            They want you.

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            • Jweezee

              Psshhtt.....i've already put my log in.

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            • NoraBaker

              Hahaha Neither of them has said that Ava! One want to go inside the fireplace, the other, well... Ssshhh! :D

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        • disthing

          Tight, dark and hot... Oh now I'm horny.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    Shower Sex....mmmmm.

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  • shuggy-chan

    in hawaii in my sister....'s house

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  • dirtybirdy

    No option for in the car? Just as well because if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box, you better run.

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    • foxyk

      I forgot to put in the car... That's one of my favorites with my boyfriend I don't know why hahah

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  • dirtybirdy

    Ooooh a tree house! In the woods. I will have the very awesomest tree house one day. You'll see. There will be swings, too. I love swings :) be careful fucking at the beach! You'll get crabs

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  • TerryVie

    Where's "In a football stadion full of viewers, on the field"?

    Ok, i'll take the park swing. The swings made out of huge tires work best, btw. ^_^ (but it's a bitch getting them to the right height...)

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    • Allistalla

      Wow I think that would get on the news !

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  • Allistalla

    How about up in the forrest beyond the trees under the moonlite next to the pond , Or in a spooky dungoen ? I dont know thats how I imagine sex ? Or no no no too lesbiens on a velvet red bed and red everywhere I dont know my thought are kinky and wierd dont listen to them .

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    • Avant-Garde

      That might make for a curious erotic novel...

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      • Allistalla

        Oh I have to many of those almost to 200 hudred pages with Expicite graphice details but i would never publish those they are all SMUT !

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        • Avant-Garde

          Well, if you worded it beautifully you might end up having an award winning novel.

          Besides, I bet most of erotic literature is based on the writers sexual fantasies.

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          • Allistalla

            well yes thats true its auctully written very very well . I did some of them in script format that auctully helped alot but I do not want to be known for that . What if My family comes across it ?

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            • YumInsanity

              You might want to run spell checker on it before you send it off the the publisher

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            • Avant-Garde

              You could tell them that you're a grown woman and that it's purely fictional.

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  • NoraBaker

    Upcoming Posts (Unmoderated) ^.~

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    • shuggy-chan

      muah!!!

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  • Ruthless

    None really any of them im into dark things so y not just tie me up and treat my like a persanal sex slave.

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  • on the roof of a speeding train like in mission impossible, the wind is so noisy we dont notice the helicopter overhead

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    • Avant-Garde

      Wow! I wish I had thought of that.

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  • Boo!

    In the Shower.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Goodness... Must I really say what my fantasies portray?

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  • sassafrassi

    The morgue. There are more options.

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    • Allistalla

      are you saying your a necropheliace ? you have sex with dead poeple ?

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      • Avant-Garde

        Necrophilia. He'd be a necrophiliac.

        For future reference:)

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        • Allistalla

          I siad he would be a necrophiliac ? did I spell it wrong ?

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          • Avant-Garde

            Yes.

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            • disthing

              It's actually necrophile...

              Like pedophilia - pedophile. Not pedophiliac.

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  • anti-hero

    In the vagina.

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    • Jweezee

      Haha. Too late bud.

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      • anti-hero

        Damn, I should have read the other comments. My bad. I guess great minds think alike.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    On top of a building sounds pretty awesome. I'm thinking skyskraper, late at night.. maybe some wine. :P Awesome view brought to you from top of the fucking world. Now bend over. >:3

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    • NoraBaker

      Wow! First isolated sentence I read was "maybe some vine"... and I was, like "whoa, the jungle, cool!" I gotta get me some sleep. :D

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Oddly enough, on a boat is the only place on that list that I haven't had sex, so I picked it! Sounds fun!

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  • DaemonWolf

    But I LIKE the awkward barking.

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  • SLAYERoftheWICKED

    tree house sounds cool! :D

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