which user goes with what animal?

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  • Shuggy is a ferret with 80's glasses dancing to old school rap

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    • Rainbow discharge is a cat in heat. Crusades is a tapeworm.

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      • Yasss. I'm not just a cat, I'm a fuckin cat in heat!

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        • ITs 3A.M.!!!!! STFU and stop Yeowing already!!!!

          ^what was my life when my Females used to got in heat

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      • Chained rage is a pink rat, raw sodium is a unicorn, mm3 is a star nosed mole, koda is an owl with glasses on, Danny Kanes is a fox.

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        • Ellana is a Tasmanian devil. Dynomohum is a lovely deer resting in the sun.

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          • Oh...and Alice is a sweet baby moo cow and EW is a hamster used in lab tests to measure the effects of crack in rodents....

            FUCK...I'm so bored at work today.

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          • Thanks for that. :). Though right now I feel more like a dying deer (I am packing all my stuff right now to move back down to Sydney and have got stuff everywhere)

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            • EWWW...I fucking hate moving!

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              • Buy a sailboat. I can go anywhere there's water and never have to pack a bag or fill boxes. Best of all, no matter where on earth I am, I get to sleep in my own bed every night.

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              • Yeah it's not fun at all especially with a threat of a cyclone bearing down on us for the last week. Though the weather bureau says that it shouldn't hit us at all now, however we have had a LOT of rain (which we needed) and also wind and thunderstorms.

                Part of living in the tropics I guess and also one of my housemates (male) is being an absolute cunt at the moment and moody?! He's swinging back and forth at moment so its like having your own cyclone in your house (though he's making it much easier to say goodbye to :( )

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        • Awesomeness! I love owls! I need to buy me some glasses.

          You know what's sad, though? I found this "story" when I was searching my username...

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        • ... I don't know if I should thank you, be upset... or drop the bass =/

          You're a clumsy squirrel :)

          I have this game on my tablet called Noogra Nuts. The squirrel has to crack nuts with his head, or with the help of 1 of 25 different hats, and then eat the nuts and jump over boulders and avoid getting squashed by the rocks falling from above

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          • It's a compliment. One of my friends had a bald pink rat growing up. It used to sit on my shoulder. It was simultaneously humorous and intimidating...the most punk rock of pets, the animal embodiment of irony. You should be happy to be a pink rat.

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