which user goes with what animal?

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago | pl

    I'm a narwhal, or something tarded....

    Uhhhh mel is a cassowary, Matt is a drop bear, Sam is a sweet koala, true is a racist seagul, dirty bird is a cute penguin, gypsy is an angry owl, it duz is a cat staring into the mirror and licking itself, darkoil is a beefcake kangaroo, don't eat stuff of the sidewalk is an opossum, cunsticklestick is a sugar glider, derpy is a super manly bunny...

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    • CountessDouche
      8 years ago | pl

      Shuggy is a ferret with 80's glasses dancing to old school rap

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago | pl

        Rainbow discharge is a cat in heat. Crusades is a tapeworm.

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        • RainbowDischarge
          8 years ago | pl

          Yasss. I'm not just a cat, I'm a fuckin cat in heat!

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          • shuggy-chan
            8 years ago | pl

            ITs 3A.M.!!!!! STFU and stop Yeowing already!!!!

            ^what was my life when my Females used to got in heat

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        • CountessDouche
          8 years ago | pl

          Chained rage is a pink rat, raw sodium is a unicorn, mm3 is a star nosed mole, koda is an owl with glasses on, Danny Kanes is a fox.

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          • CountessDouche
            8 years ago | pl

            Ellana is a Tasmanian devil. Dynomohum is a lovely deer resting in the sun.

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          • Koda
            8 years ago | pl

            Awesomeness! I love owls! I need to buy me some glasses.

            You know what's sad, though? I found this "story" when I was searching my username...

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          • chained_rage
            8 years ago | pl

            ... I don't know if I should thank you, be upset... or drop the bass =/

            You're a clumsy squirrel :)

            I have this game on my tablet called Noogra Nuts. The squirrel has to crack nuts with his head, or with the help of 1 of 25 different hats, and then eat the nuts and jump over boulders and avoid getting squashed by the rocks falling from above

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            • CountessDouche
              8 years ago | pl

              It's a compliment. One of my friends had a bald pink rat growing up. It used to sit on my shoulder. It was simultaneously humorous and intimidating...the most punk rock of pets, the animal embodiment of irony. You should be happy to be a pink rat.

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago | pl

      I'd be a cat version of this guy.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-plPj9LGu8 ;)

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago | pl

        HAHAHAHAHA hahahaha

        Was that buffalo bill?

        The best part is them mangina at the end.

        Hahahaha I fucking hate you and love you at the same time.

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    • derpyderp
      8 years ago | pl

      Yeah, um, thanks babe :|

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    • Incomplet
      8 years ago | pl

      So Matt doesn't exist.

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago | pl

        The stuff of legends...sweet yet funny, smart and sarcastic, and totally down to fuck with tourists...

        You're a giraffe... Kinda quiet, but above it all, able to raise your head up above the bullshit.

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        • Incomplet
          8 years ago | pl

          Smooth response. And thanks.

          Although, I did expect to see myself as a dormouse. Often thought as a fairytale animal but really just a quiet creature who totally sizes you up behind the unassuming gaze.

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      • derpyderp
        8 years ago | pl

        Yes he does!
        & he'll rip your fucking face off!

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        • Incomplet
          8 years ago | pl

          C'mon, man. Trying to use Aussie tourist tactics on a Kiwi is like trying to teach a spoon to tango.

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    • Neuria
      8 years ago | pl

      what am I?

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago | pl

        Polar bear.

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        • Neuria
          8 years ago | pl

          why?

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          • CountessDouche
            8 years ago | pl

            Because your snowy personality makes you blend into the proverbial background here, and your species (the nice dude type) is becoming slowly endangered due to a predominance of cuntbaggery...the ice is melting.

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            • Neuria
              8 years ago | pl

              :o I've never seen you in chat how do you know my stereotype of being nice? And what does snowy mean I feel that that can be interpreted in different ways

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