Which useless superpower would you like best :d
*keep in mind that the worms of the third option would not be any smarter, so you would only read worm thoughts and they would only understand worm concepts.
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*keep in mind that the worms of the third option would not be any smarter, so you would only read worm thoughts and they would only understand worm concepts.
Ability to know when the answer is "None of the above".
This would actually let you know pretty much anything as long as you ask the right questions, so I'll take that.
What will the first digit of tomorrow's lottery numbers be?
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None of the above.
What will the first digit of tomorrow's lottery numbers be?
1.
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And so on.
If that's cheating too much, I'll just take the food price one and get rich day-trading commodities.
Ability to understand and control worms would be good. Buy a farm, use the power of huge armies of worms to help you do awesome crop-growing stuff (I have no idea what role worms play on farms, but I have no doubt controlling them would give you an advantage). Failing that, start a touring worm circus and make easy money whilst seeing the world. They could also be used to traumatize your enemies.
EDIT: Damn it, just read the caveat in your question, so it looks like the worm circus is out based on the fact it doesn't have anything to do with traditional worms concepts. However, controlling worms would still be fun.
Ability to turn gold into lead, and diamonds into lumps of coal would be a devilish one. Take out a loan and buy a lot of gold. Then, find stores of other people's gold around the would and turn them into lead, causing the price of gold to skyrocket due to its scarcity. Then, sell you own gold for a massive profit. Repeat for diamonds.