Which type of doctor would you be?

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If you were gonna be a doctor which type would you be.

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  • howaminotmyself
    3 years ago | pl

    If you can come up with actual names of these doctors, I will be impressed. Some can even be combined!

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  • LornaMae
    3 years ago | pl

    Retard-doc for sure!! Not a shadow of a doubt. I already spend hours here talking to tards, why not make a living of it?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago | pl

    wheres the option for insecure chick face fixer doctor

    cause id be that one

    in beverly hills

    and work for the cia by night as the worlds best smellin spy

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  • bigbudchonga
    3 years ago | pl

    I would help cure the gay disease.

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  • mrnonody
    3 years ago | pl

    I dont wanna be a doctor, I just wants to make a machine where sick people's get inside and gets out fully recovered, thats just a thought.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    3 years ago | pl

    A cosmetic surgeon. I totally understand why a person would want to get certain parts fixed after weight loss. XD

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  • --
    3 years ago | pl

    Witch doctor.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago | pl

    I would kinda like to be a veterinarian, but I probably couldn't do it, because I would be an emotional wreck. For the record I checked starving kids doctor.

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    • CountessDouche
      3 years ago | pl

      It would disturb you to work with sick animals, but not starving children? Hahaha what???

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      • RoseIsabella
        3 years ago | pl

        I would feel really sad about the animals whom I couldn't help. Honestly, I only checked the starving children part, because there wasn't an option for working with animals. I don't think I have the stomach to be either a doctor, or a veterinarian.

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        • mrnonody
          3 years ago | pl

          I dont have stomach to work with animals or humans..

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        • CountessDouche
          3 years ago | pl

          No, I get you hahaha. Honestly, the idea of seeing an animal suffer makes my stomach turn. There was just so much irony in the choice.

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          • RoseIsabella
            3 years ago | pl

            It's not ironic to me, but you're free to see it that way.

            I'm probably most interested in the welfare of animals, and children, but I do tend to have a bigger heart for animals than for humans in general. I don't hate people, but animals just touch my heart so much.

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  • CountessDouche
    3 years ago | pl

    A buttgina dr who aborts starving gay kids with gross genetic diseases. I'm also a retarded industrial accident.

    and fuck your face for making me scroll 6 times!!!

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  • TerriAngel
    3 years ago | pl

    I would be a vetrinarian.
    Because animals actually deserve it.

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  • Fugazi,again
    3 years ago | pl

    What about tit doctor?

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  • Aethylfritha
    3 years ago | pl

    Lol. I voted penis doctor cause i need more yukks in my daily life.
    Love the question.

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  • BleedingPain
    3 years ago | pl

    Fired doctor

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  • GaelicPotato
    3 years ago | pl

    Dr. Vajayjay

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    3 years ago | pl

    I would personally rather be a pain management doctor. And I would get my license suspended for being too generous because I think the rules now are bullshit. My mom has a disease that causes her pain and they treat her like shit. Marijuana helps her pain alot and they told her she will get kicked out if she ever tests positive again. The first time she tested positive was for taking CBD. I cant kick someone out and allow them to withdrawal with a terminal illness. Thats just mean

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  • DIO
    3 years ago | pl

    I'd be doctor House.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    3 years ago | pl

    Performance pharmacologist

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  • Mammal-lover
    3 years ago | pl

    Veterinarian

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  • Nikclaire
    3 years ago | pl

    Veterinarian

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